Wisdom

  Where does wisdom in humans start and where does it come from or how did it get there? Hold on, I know the answer to this, just give me a little time!!
First of all it does not come or can be acquired all at once, second an individual who wants some must clear the way for it to be put in place. If one has no place for it, one can not keep it, and if you wait to long in you life to start acquiring it, the space for it will be to filled-up with nonsense to keep much of it, and you wont have the time left to acquire it anyway.
  The first thing you have to clear away to make room for “wisdom”, is subjective perceptions; throw them away they are not needed anymore anyway or at least not past 20 years old. Next remove all social emotions you may have acquired keeping only the most personal ones, you will need them to aid in understanding the wisdom as it arrives.
  When you pick up your first installment of wisdom you won’t understand it so you must analyze it in the clean-room of objective analyses and reason. After a full vetting you will understand that installment, and it will be placed in the space you provided for it. Each future installment must be handled the same way only with one more step to fit it precisely with any and all previous installments, a merging technique that is crucial to your overall accumulated Wisdom. As this accumulated wisdom builds it automatically compounds like interest at the bank, or like investment of valuable assets that compound in value over time. This can happen quite fast if you understand the value of compounded interest.
  As soon as the compounding of wisdom commences, you might reconsider clearing-out more of your nonsense to make more room for it. The next thing is someone will ask how you got so wise and acquired so much “Wisdom”. So I would suggest you print several copies of this explanation, to save yourself from having to explain it to others who may want to become as wise as you are now.

P.S. Do not pass this on to others as a perceived joke, but only if serious query is sought, if you do, it will only show that you didn’t discard sufficient nonsense and the wisdom you accumulated is only pseudo Wisdom, not fit for consumption by others.
G.A.P